1 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,218 2 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:46,922 3 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,758 Once Aidan and I were back together, 4 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,844 it seemed like nothing had ever happened to break us apart. 5 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:53,929 6 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,306 Hi, it's me, go ahead. 7 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,434 Hey, kid. What's shaking? I'm back in town. 8 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,228 -Call me, baby. 9 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,484 I'm... 10 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,695 -No, no. It's... -No, no, no. 11 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:11,822 -It's... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:13,490 It's... 13 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,242 Yeah. 14 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,298 A little machine with a big message. 15 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,175 -Okay, something happened. -Something bad? 16 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,886 Big called while Aidan and I were making love. 17 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,139 -Something bad. -Ah. 18 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,850 -The machine picked up. -What did you do? 19 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:40,934 Nothing. 20 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,811 We just kept making love. 21 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,313 He could keep going after that? 22 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,816 -Honey, he's a keeper. -Never mind him, how'd you do? 23 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,651 -Fine, I finished. -You did? 24 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:50,861 I had to. 25 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,322 And I haven't worked that hard at anything since my SATs. 26 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,907 This is awful. Did you talk about it? 27 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:58,243 No, we just went to sleep. 28 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,664 And when I woke up, Aidan was on the other side of the bed. 29 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,168 Usually he sleeps right next to me, you know, like, right here. 30 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,504 And I just... I get in his little nook. 31 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,506 Maybe he's just sleeping differently. 32 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:14,593 Maybe, or maybe he'll never forget what happened 33 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,219 and every time the phone rings, 34 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,056 he'll think that it's Big calling to start affair number two. 35 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,932 - Mmm. -That's a big maybe. 36 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,144 I was just hoping that we could just start fresh. 37 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,730 Now I think we're gonna have to talk about it. 38 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,691 What are you gonna do, sit Aidan down and explain about Big? 39 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,861 Unless Hallmark makes a "Sorry I Cheated" card. 40 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,364 No one wants to hear about their lover's past lovers. 41 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,783 What happened was in the past, leave it there. 42 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:41,036 It's on my answering machine. I have to talk about it. 43 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,538 Here you go. This is yours. 44 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,290 -Thank you. -Excuse me. 45 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,127 -Can I change the subject? -I'll pay you a million dollars. 46 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,382 I'm thinking about quitting my job. 47 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,217 Did you get an offer from a better gallery? 48 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,428 No, I mean, stopping working altogether. 49 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,517 Really? 50 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,185 Yeah. 51 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:09,773 I've been driving myself crazy lately just trying to get everything done. 52 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,109 -And Trey suggested that-- -Trey suggested? 53 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:16,071 Well, he mentioned that maybe I might quit. 54 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:20,033 And I mean, really, I have just been driving myself crazy. 55 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,077 And for what? The gallery? 56 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,579 What has the gallery ever done for me? 57 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,207 -But you love your job. -I know. 58 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:30,460 But there's so much more I could do with my life. 59 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,461 Like what? 60 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,506 Well, soon I'll be pregnant, and that'll be huge. 61 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,134 Plus, I'm redecorating the apartment. 62 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,178 And I always wanted to take one of those Indian cooking classes. 63 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:44,349 And sometimes I'll walk by one of those Color Me Mine pottery places 64 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:48,145 and I'll see a woman having just a lovely afternoon glazing a bowl. 65 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:49,980 That'd be a nice change. 66 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,400 And I wanted to volunteer at Trey's hospital. 67 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,528 And help raise money for the new Pediatric AIDS wing. 68 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,282 Well, the cooking and the AIDS stuff is great, 69 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,367 but Color Me Mine, sweetie, 70 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,162 if I was walking by and I saw you in there, 71 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,955 I'd just keep on walking. 72 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,792 Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. 73 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,713 You sure you're not just having a bad work week? 74 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:16,965 No, that's not it. 75 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,010 I'm quitting, that's what I wanna do, yep. 76 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:21,845 I'm quitting. 77 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:25,182 Well, be damn sure before you get off the Ferris wheel 78 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:29,686 because the women waiting to get on are 22, perky and ruthless. 79 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,857 You seem to have a lot of opinions today. 80 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:38,028 I'm telling you, just forget it ever happened. 81 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:46,661 Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships 82 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,413 and partial lobotomies. 83 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,416 Two seemingly different ideas that might be perfect together, 84 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,959 like chocolate and peanut butter. 85 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,796 Think how much easier it would all be 86 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,423 if there was some swift surgical procedure 87 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,593 to whisk away all the ugly memories and mistakes 88 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,805 and leave only the fun trips and special holidays. 89 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,225 But until that day arrives, what to do? 90 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,311 Rely on the same old needlepoint philosophy 91 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,771 of "forgive and forget"? 92 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:16,358 And even if a couple can manage the forgiveness, 93 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,152 has any ever really conquered the "forgetness"? 94 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,948 Can you ever really forgive if you can't forget? 95 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,913 To Samantha Jones, some things were unforgivable. 96 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,583 -And taking someone else's cab... -Hey! 97 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,585 ...was right at the top of her list. 98 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,754 -I was here first! -Sorry! 99 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,509 100 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,101 I don't think so. Get out. 101 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,103 I'm not getting out. 102 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,314 West 12th and 9th Avenue, please. 103 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,441 I hope you enjoy the ride. 104 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,069 He did. 105 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,822 [moaning] 106 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:07,701 107 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,620 And in a far less friendly bed uptown, 108 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,706 I was even farther from the nook. 109 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,963 Yet, I still wasn't sure, maybe I was overreacting. 110 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,261 8: 10? I gotta get to the gym. 111 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,305 You don't have to go to the gym right now. 112 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:32,225 -Do you want me to get all soft again? -I liked you all soft. 113 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,643 Mmm. I didn't. 114 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:36,813 Hey. 115 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,483 Give me a good-morning kiss. Hmm? 116 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,402 You might wanna brush your teeth first. 117 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,950 Well, that settled it. He wasn't forgiving or forgetting. 118 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,954 -And speaking of not forgetting... 119 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,039 120 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,457 121 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,292 Hello. 122 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,295 You were so judgmental at the coffee shop yesterday. 123 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,632 -Excuse me? -You think I'm one of those women. 124 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,675 What? One of what women? 125 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,637 One of those women we hate, who just works until she gets married. 126 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,681 Charlotte, it's 8: 15. 127 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,308 That's not a response. 128 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,810 It's an 8: 15-in-the-morning response. 129 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:20,649 The women's movement is supposed to be about choice. 130 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:24,069 And if I choose to quit my job, that is my choice. 131 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,739 "The women's movement"? Jesus Christ, I haven't even had coffee yet. 132 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:30,033 It's my life and my choice. 133 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:34,829 Okay, Charlotte, this isn't about me. This is your stuff. 134 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,332 Admit it. You're being very judgmental. 135 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,877 I'm dripping all over my bathroom and you're calling me judgmental. 136 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,088 And if you have a problem with quitting your job, 137 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,674 maybe you should take it up with your husband. 138 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,343 See, there it is, "your husband." 139 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,845 There's nothing wrong with having a husband. 140 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,389 Charlotte, I'm hanging up. 141 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,685 Don't you dare hang up And stop saying "Charlotte" like that. 142 00:07:56,768 --> 00:08:00,230 I am quitting my job to make my life better 143 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:04,359 and do something worthwhile, like have a baby and cure AIDS. 144 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:08,738 Oh, you're gonna cure AIDS? Good for you, Charlotte. 145 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,324 Just don't be too disappointed if all you wind up with 146 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,244 is a pretty ceramic mug with Trey's name on it. 147 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,246 -Take that back! -I'm hanging up. 148 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,249 Don't you dare hang up! I'm interviewing girls to replace me 149 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,584 and I really need you to get behind my choice. 150 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,461 You get behind your choice. 151 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,715 I am behind my choice. I choose my choice. 152 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,801 Charlotte, I don't have time for this. I have to go to work. 153 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,930 -Some of us still have to go to work. -I choose my choice! I choose my choice. 154 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,056 155 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,352 Ow! 156 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,188 Fuck! Ow! 157 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,565 Jesus! 158 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,026 When in a hostile situation, 159 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:49,738 some women, like Charlotte, confront it head-on, 160 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:50,864 while others... 161 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,948 162 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,702 Fresh juice? 163 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,539 -Where'd you get that? -I ran down to the Korean. 164 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,834 -Dressed like that? -Mmm-hmm. 165 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,544 It caused quite the stir. 166 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,424 Hey, will you help me patch up, buddy? 167 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,386 I got a big tense meeting with my editor in about an hour. 168 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,930 It's feeling like a two-patch day. 169 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,020 Notice how much better I'm doing this time? 170 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:23,938 No cheating. 171 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,692 I think I finally kicked that bad habit. 172 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,821 Now I'm practically perfect, don't you think? 173 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:33,782 Ow... Ow. 174 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,993 Well, that kind of hurt. 175 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,953 What was that? 176 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,706 I was just making sure it was on good and tight. 177 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,585 Well... 178 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,053 -Are you mad at me or something? -Why would I be mad at you? 179 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,889 Excuse me. 180 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,646 About the other night. 181 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,065 What the fuck? 182 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,068 This goddamn milk is bad. 183 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,862 You just fucking let it sit in there? 184 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,326 185 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:22,664 Look, it's not you. I'm just a little pissed off because of work. 186 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,208 I gotta strip these pieces all weekend, the chemicals are toxic. 187 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,002 -I can't get anybody to watch Pete. -I'll watch Pete. 188 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:31,339 Come on, dog walking is not your favorite thing to do, Carrie. 189 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,383 Hey. 190 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,972 You love Pete, I love Pete. 191 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,933 That's just the kind of girlfriend I am. 192 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,568 How about I take my tall drink of water out to dinner tonight? 193 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,072 Some place super-nice, where the milk is fresh. 194 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,033 I was gonna hook up with some buddies over at Steve's bar. 195 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:03,121 Well, is it a night with the guys, or can girlfriends crash? 196 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,290 You can come, don't come... 197 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,750 Whatever. Do what you like. 198 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,545 No, you go have fun with the guys. 199 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,546 200 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,303 -Hello? - My neck is out. 201 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,514 Charlotte called and I was drying my hair. 202 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,392 My whole body is fucked up because of the marathon. 203 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,561 I'm sorry. Can I do something? 204 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,939 I don't know. It hurts to even hold the phone. 205 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,900 Come over. 206 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,776 -Okay, I have a-- -Thanks. 207 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,530 Fuck! 208 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,657 Shit. 209 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,411 Miranda's neck is out. She can't move, and I'm just... 210 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:47,081 I'm worried that it's too late for me to cancel my meeting. 211 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,000 I'll go check on Miranda for you. 212 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,295 -You would? -Sure. 213 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,796 Thank you. 214 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,052 You are a great, great boyfriend. You know that? 215 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,765 I mean it, you're the best. 216 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,729 Where's her keys? 217 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,190 [Carrie] Twenty minutes later, 218 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:15,109 Miranda's neck had gone from bad to worse. 219 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:17,904 220 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,198 Carrie? 221 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,117 Carrie? 222 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,411 No, it's Aidan. Carrie sent me. 223 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,914 -No. Ah! 224 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,292 Uh, no, don't come in. I'm naked. 225 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,877 -What? -I... 226 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:33,962 Oh, Jesus. 227 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:40,426 Uh, my neck pulled again and this is the only way I felt comfortable. 228 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,636 I'll get up. 229 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,805 Ow! 230 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:47,433 -Okay, don't get up. I'm coming in. -No! Don't come in. I'm fine. 231 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,186 Ow! 232 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,440 -I can't get up. -Okay, I'm coming in. 233 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,358 Oh, God. 234 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,529 I am mortified. 235 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,823 Just relax, darling, I'm looking the other way. 236 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,410 I'm gonna lift you up. 237 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,995 No, you'll see everything. 238 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,372 Nothing I haven't seen before. Okay. 239 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,709 Hey, nice smell. That's the April Fresh stuff, right? 240 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,585 -Yeah. -Okay. 241 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,380 All right. You ready to be lifted? 242 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,258 -Okay. -Okay, here we go. 243 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,342 244 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,637 All right, put your... 245 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,307 There you go. All right. 246 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,228 Let's get you up now. On three. One, two, three. 247 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,313 248 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,399 -Okay. How you doing? -I'm fine. 249 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,734 All right. 250 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:39,902 251 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,031 All right. Snug as a bug in a rug. 252 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,366 Samantha was right. 253 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:50,204 It seemed every aspiring gallerina in New York wanted Charlotte's job. 254 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,542 She was determined to find the perfect replacement. 255 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,671 Someone bright, someone smart, someone like Charlotte. 256 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,512 "BA in Art History, minor in Finance." Same as me. 257 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,141 "Career objectives: To own my own gallery." 258 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,101 Oh, my God, that is amazing. 259 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,229 I think I had the same objective on my first résumé. 260 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,773 Did you ever own one? 261 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,608 No. Uh... 262 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,738 I found I loved it here so much that it felt like my gallery. 263 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,740 You've done an amazing job. 264 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,825 It's my favorite space. 265 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,457 I probably shouldn't tell you this with a line of people out there, 266 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,251 -but you're hired. -I am? 267 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,339 -Thank you, thank you, thank you. -Okay. Shh! 268 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,927 -So do you have any questions? -Just one. 269 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,763 Why are you leaving this fantastic job? 270 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,101 Well, I'm married, and we're planning on a baby. 271 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,438 Also, 272 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,484 I'm on the board of the Lenox Hill Pediatric AIDS Foundation. 273 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,696 Charlotte heard herself lie. 274 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,366 She just couldn't bring herself to tell the girl 275 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,910 that her new résumé objective would read: 276 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,288 "Wife, mother, and part-time bowl glazer." 277 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,168 That night, I decided to interrupt guys' night 278 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,839 to give Aidan a quick thank-you-for-helping-Miranda kiss. 279 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,924 280 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,223 You're my hero. 281 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,101 What's new, pussycat? 282 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,979 Not only are you great to me, 283 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,898 but you're great to my friends as well. 284 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,528 Who's a better boyfriend than you? 285 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,991 I'm back. Where were we? 286 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,034 I was up to three peanuts. 287 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,162 Oh, you think you're such hot stuff, huh? 288 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,372 -Oh, yeah. -Uh, peanuts? 289 00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,293 Yeah, Shayna here is teaching me how to play jacks with the peanuts, 290 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,711 and I'm at three-sies. 291 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,257 Hi, I'm Carrie. 292 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,885 Oh, Carrie. 293 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,263 -Hi. -I'm sorry. That's, uh... That's Shayna. 294 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,807 -Hi. -Can I get you a drink, or... 295 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,059 No. No, thanks, I'm not staying. 296 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,270 I don't wanna interrupt the night with the guys. 297 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,232 So, where are the guys? 298 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,194 Ah, man, the guys blew me off at the last minute. 299 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,904 So I came down here to hang out with my buddy Steve. 300 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,323 Oh. 301 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,366 And Steve... 302 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,202 I'm sorry. 303 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,662 Where's Steve? 304 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,333 It's kind of slow so Steve went to get a burrito. 305 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,293 Shayna and I are looking out for the joint. 306 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,837 -All right, I'm up. -Yeah? 307 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,797 -Two-sies. -Two-sies! 308 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:47,882 Look out. 309 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,844 -That was good. -That was very good. 310 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:56,015 So, Miranda says that you were amazing. 311 00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,645 He helped my girlfriend today. He took her to the chiropractor. 312 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,232 -We got us a nice guy, here. -Oh, shucks, ma'am. 313 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,651 So, how was Miranda? 314 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,738 Uh, no work or running for a week 315 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,241 and she has to wear one of those foam collars. 316 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,118 -What do you call four? -Um, four-sies. 317 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,621 Four-sies. Yee-haw! 318 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,542 -Okay. -Okay, well, I'm gonna go. 319 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,544 -What? Yeah? -Yeah. 320 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,506 -Can you excuse us for a second? -Sure. 321 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,552 What is going on? 322 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,012 -What's up? -You tell me. 323 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,183 Okay. 324 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,644 You do your thing. 325 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:46,315 Listen, I don't have to work tomorrow, so come on over if you want. 326 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,942 I'll come over. 327 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,653 Good luck with four-sies. 328 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,449 -It was nice to meet you, Shayna. -Oh, yeah. 329 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,244 I'll see you later. 330 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,164 -Let's go. -Okay. 331 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,249 All right. 332 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,210 - Watch and learn, young buck. 333 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,762 But Aidan never showed up. 334 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,936 And at about 3:00 a.m., it became very clear 335 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,731 that I was being punished for my big mistake. 336 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,664 337 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,879 That cowl-neck look is on the way out. You heard it here first. 338 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,173 Ow. 339 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,383 How are you, sweetie? 340 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,136 I had to sleep sitting up like the Elephant Man. 341 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,680 I brought you bagels to cheer you up. 342 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,058 Wow, that's so nice of you. 343 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,187 344 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,773 Aidan never came over last night. 345 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,693 He said he would, but he didn't. And I called him this morning. 346 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:18,908 He said that he thought that "come over" meant today, not last night. 347 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,785 You know what? This is bullshit. 348 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,995 -Yeah, that's what I think. -No, you. 349 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,081 You are bullshit. 350 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,667 You and your bullshit cheer-me-up bagels. 351 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,835 They're just a decoy so you could talk about Aidan. 352 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,213 Look. You didn't even bring cream cheese. 353 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,591 I got the good bagels. 354 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,886 It's bad enough you send your boyfriend to help me when I call you, 355 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,430 but now, the bullshit bagels. 356 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,224 So what are you saying, you don't want one? 357 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,184 If you fell, or something, 358 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,561 I would never send my boyfriend to help you. 359 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,147 And, yes, I know, I don't have a boyfriend. 360 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,066 What's the problem? 361 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,777 Aidan's better in a crisis than I am. 362 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,446 I can't even remember your cream cheese. 363 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,739 He saw me naked. 364 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,661 Your boyfriend saw me naked on the floor, lying on a bathmat. 365 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,745 Did he tell you that? 366 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,832 -No, he's a gentleman. -Well, he did! 367 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,378 All right, I get it, I'm sorry. 368 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,340 I will never send a boyfriend to do my job again. 369 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,509 Okay. 370 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,429 You want it toasted? 371 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,806 Okay. 372 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,229 If I still even have a boyfriend, 373 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,192 I think he's having an affair with a waitress at Scout. 374 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:39,155 Just because you cheated on him does not mean he would cheat on you. 375 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,073 -I'm gonna burn your bagel. -Don't. 376 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,200 Well, if he hasn't, it's just a matter of time. 377 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:47,288 He's not having an affair. Aidan isn't like that. He's a good guy. 378 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,499 Yeah, he's the good guy and I'm the bad guy. 379 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,710 And the bad guy just has to take it, right? 380 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,211 I mean... 381 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,339 You should've seen the way he was acting in front of me. 382 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,426 He's torturing me because of what I did to him, and... 383 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,511 And I deserve it. 384 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,972 I deserve it, right? 385 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,183 I'd shrug, but it hurts. 386 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,561 Got any jelly? 387 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:11,896 388 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,648 I wish I knew the name of that cabdriver. 389 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,484 I'd send him a bottle of wine or something. 390 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:18,944 That was really great. 391 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,615 You're a wild man. 392 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,367 Yeah. Hey, um, speaking of wild, 393 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,453 it's getting a little too wild down there. 394 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,829 Might be time for a wax. 395 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,707 See you soon. 396 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,422 It's my week between waxes. I have three errant hairs, 397 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,800 and this asshole thinks I'm George of the Jungle. 398 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,009 That's horrifying. 399 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,260 And you should see the bush on him. 400 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,387 I need a weedwhacker just to find his dick. 401 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:50,100 Could you please keep it down? We're on the Upper East Side. 402 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:53,270 Men. We have to run to Helga the hot-waxer every other week, 403 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,188 but them? 404 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:58,859 How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk? 405 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,319 Plant their bulbs? 406 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,363 I'm sorry, we are talking about gardening, aren't we? 407 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,906 And don't get me started on his back hair. 408 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,283 Okay, please. Hey, wait a second, Pete has to go. 409 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,244 -Come here, sweetie. -This is lovely. 410 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,413 Why are you even walking this mongrel? 411 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:15,125 Because I'm proving to my boyfriend that I am trustworthy and loving. 412 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,087 And kindly, do not take your anger out on Pete. 413 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,422 So watching his dog take a dump 414 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,716 is going to make the memory of Big fade away? 415 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,096 -Couldn't hurt. -Oh, come on. The dog, the waitress. 416 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,640 I don't know that anything happened with the waitress. 417 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642 How much longer are you gonna punish yourself? 418 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,894 Until I'm back in the nook. 419 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,564 You may never get back in the nook. 420 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:37,940 Don't say that. 421 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,734 I know it's true, but don't say it. 422 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:41,819 423 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,155 Well, I'm not a dog expert, but is that normal? 424 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:49,034 Oh, no! Oh, he's got the runs. 425 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,995 -Oh, poor Pete. -Poor me. 426 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,123 -Ew. -Oh! Oh, God. 427 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,667 -Ugh. -Oh, he must be sick or something. 428 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,378 Honey, I love you, but this is not my scene. I'll call you. 429 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,047 Wait... You're not gonna just leave me here? 430 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,382 -Bye-bye! -Oh! 431 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,885 Wait. Pete, no, no, no. Sweetie. Sweetie. 432 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,012 Don't walk. You're not done yet, honey. 433 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,471 Pick up after your dog. 434 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,181 He's not my dog. 435 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,729 It was right about then I wondered just how much shit 436 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,106 was I willing to put up with for my mistake. 437 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,274 Wait, wait, wait. Shit! 438 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,156 Poor Pete's poo-poo platter continued for so many blocks 439 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,617 I got worried and decided it was time to take him home. 440 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,412 So I said, "What?" 441 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:34,955 442 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,959 -There was a big giant... -Here, your dog got sick, I'm leaving. 443 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,754 -Hey, taxi! -Hey. Hey! Will you hold this? 444 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,340 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Carrie. Carrie, stop! 445 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,511 -What are you doing? -Toxic chemicals? 446 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,888 I'm taking a break. 447 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,934 Oh, and she just happened to be there with coffee? 448 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,854 -I diapered your dog! -Keep your voice down. 449 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,482 What are you doing? 450 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,985 Nothing. It's my friend. We're friends. 451 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,446 Well, why don't you just fuck her? Then we can both be bad. 452 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,877 Nothing happened. 453 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,673 I thought about it. 454 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:28,926 Do you wanna come in? 455 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,552 I'm too pissed to come in. 456 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,516 I hate that he calls here. 457 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,518 Nothing's happening. 458 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:39,895 Or will ever happen. 459 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,524 You have to know that, right? 460 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:47,444 I would never do that to you again. 461 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,115 Never. 462 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,493 I don't want you to see him ever again. 463 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,329 I can't do that. 464 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,000 He's in my life. 465 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,295 It's not the same way you are, but he is. 466 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,050 Aidan, you can't keep punishing me. 467 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,929 And I can't keep punishing me. 468 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,765 I made a mistake... 469 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,685 and I am sorry. 470 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,856 And I know that you can't forget what happened, 471 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,609 but I hope that you can forgive me. 472 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,655 You have to forgive me. 473 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:35,534 You have to forgive me. 474 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,705 You have to forgive me. 475 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,876 You have to forgive me, Aidan. 476 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,670 You have to forgive me. 477 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,631 You have to forgive me! 478 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,092 You have to forgive me. 479 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,269 480 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,399 You had a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. 481 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:11,111 If you were in Aruba, the natives could bead your back. 482 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,406 And it's not just there. 483 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,493 Every time I blow you, I feel like I'm flossing. 484 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,577 485 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,412 I'm sorry, baby. 486 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,875 Is there anything I can do to make you forgive me? 487 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,253 488 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,130 489 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:35,928 Samantha forgave, and Brad got a lesson he never forgot. 490 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,932 Wow, look how much bigger my dick looks. 491 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,061 And soon, Charlotte's last day came. 492 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,188 Oh, number seven should go on the north wall. 493 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,232 I think it would be better on the south side. 494 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,817 You're 22, what do you know about life? 495 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,238 I mean, art. I'm sorry, I'm... 496 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:56,198 I'm just... 497 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:57,825 I'm freaked out. 498 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,079 I've been working my whole life. This is a big transition. 499 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:06,500 Well, if it's any consolation, my mother worked all the time. 500 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,336 It would've been nice to have her home more. 501 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:13,423 502 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,261 Oh, don't forget to set the alarms. 503 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,554 You're not going to finish the day? 504 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,558 I think I'm done. 505 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:24,977 Good luck. 506 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:26,812 507 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:35,654 Charlotte left her past to pursue her new life objectives: 508 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,741 Be a good mother, cure AIDS, 509 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,494 and prove Miranda wrong. 510 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,210 You'd better move my meetings till the end of the week. 511 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,962 I'm not quite 100%. 512 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:53,547 Yeah. 513 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,591 Still wearing the brace. 514 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,844 Okay. Bye. 515 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,515 And for the first time in her life, 516 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:07,227 Miranda learned the joys of cooking and of not working. 517 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,607 Of course, she'd have to go back eventually, 518 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,983 just to prove Charlotte wrong. 519 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,777 So I'm gonna stop the machine, 520 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,030 lift it up, and we'll add the flour... 521 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,657 And as for Aidan, 522 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,493 he and I weren't quite back to where we were. 523 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,662 We might never be there again, 524 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:28,665 but we were in a new place, a more honest place. 525 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:38,050 And somehow, over time, I had made my way back into the nook. 526 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,437